Are you an early bird? Or a night owl?

Early Bird. Gotta get them worms.

If you could learn one new professional skill what would it be?

Video Editing.

What is your most used emoji?

Sideways laughing face with tears in the eyes. I believe the text-to-speech refers to that as “rolling on the floor.”

If you could bring back any fashion trend what would it be?

Pinstripe suits, like 1920s gangster outfits. Throw an unlit cigar in there for extra style points.

You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?

Probably something Elvis… Jailhouse Rock? Hound Dog?

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what meal would it be?

I’m from Western NY, so the obvious answer is wings….

What is your favorite sandwich and why?

Does bacon on bread count as a sandwich? If so, that. That is my favorite sandwich.

What is the worst job you ever had?

Hardware Store Sales Associate.

What fictional world or place would you like to visit?

Wonderland.

What is the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

Not really a weird food, but definitely a weird experience. Eating pork pulled right off the pig in the smoker. Grossed me out.

What is your cell phone wallpaper?

A picture of my partner and I.

If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?

New Zealand. They handle pandemics correctly.

Sweet, Salty, or Sour?

Why not all three at once?

If you had to delete all but three apps from your phone, which ones would you keep?

Reddit, Bank App, Gmail.

What is your favorite thing about technology? Least favorite?

Favorite: Instant access to information, Least: Social distraction

What is your favorite smell and why?

The smell of rain in the air

There are now 25 hours in the day! What do you spend your extra hour doing?

Get enough sleep to function properly.

Would you rather fart or burp glitter?

Burp.

Would you rather be cold, or always be hot?

Relax there, Satan. Cold.

Describe yourself in one word.

Distractible.

What is your go-to dance move?

Bouncing at the knees? I’m the whitest kid you will meet.

Are you a listener or a talker?

Talker, but listening is close behind.

If you were a potato, what way would you like to be cooked?

The way they thinly spiral them and fry them at the fair. Bold of you to assume that I am not already a potato.