Are you an early bird? Or a night owl?

I have a senior doggo, I’m awake at 6am every morning for her first pee of the day.

If you could learn one new professional skill what would it be?

Pole dancing.

What is your most used emoji?

The heart, usually in purple.

If you could bring back any fashion trend what would it be?

Grunge. It was sooo comfortable. Or merkins, ‘cause why not?

You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick?

Barry Manilow’s “Weekend in New England”.

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what meal would it be?

The steak tartare from L’Express on Park Avenue South.

What is your favorite sandwich and why?

I like a nice eggsalad on rye.

What is the worst job you ever had?

Retail Whore for Pier 1.

What fictional world or place would you like to visit?

The X-Mansion.

What is the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten?

Brains…

What is your cell phone wallpaper?

My doggo.

If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would it be?

Florence, Italy.

Sweet, Salty, or Sour?

Salty. I don’t eat sweets.

If you had to delete all but three apps from your phone, which ones would you keep?

Facebook, Scruff, and Marvel Strike Force.

What is your favorite thing about technology? Least favorite?

I hate technology. Except when it allows me to catch up on back episodes of “General Hospital”.

What is your favorite smell and why?

Fresh bamboo or green tea. No idea.

There are now 25 hours in the day! What do you spend your extra hour doing?

Answering ice-breaker questions, apparently…

Would you rather fart or burp glitter?

Who says I don’t do both now??

Would you rather be cold, or always be hot?

Cold, I look super-cute in sweaters.

Describe yourself in one word.

James.

What is your go-to dance move?

Ew…

Are you a listener or a talker?

Neither. Leave me alone.

If you were a potato, what way would you like to be cooked?

Fried, baby…